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Well there's a man I know 
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At least I used to years ago 
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I didn't really mind 
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He used to come 'round all the time 
Of course he had to be fed 
I had to give him a bed 
He used to kip on my sofa 
They used to call him a loafer 
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I've heard he's changed 
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A lot since then 
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But some of his ways 
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He just can't mend 
Told the other day 
That he'd offered to pay 
He didn't like his dad 
He earned all he ever had 
He didn't have no shame 
He was a master at his game 
He never showed his hand 
He was the bed and breakfast man 
He was, he was the bed and breakfast man...