Intro: 
D  Am  D  Am  B  Bb 
Verse 1: 
     D 
Good morning miss
      Am
Can I help you son?
    D         
Six-teen today
    Am
And up for fun
      F7
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
   E7
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way
D  Am  D  Am
Verse 2:
    D
Box of balloons
         Am
With the feather-light touch
        D
Pack of party-poppers
         Am
That pop in the night
  F7 
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
     E7
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in 
Chorus 1:
Em              C7       Em
 Welcome to the House of Fun
         B7
Now I've come of age
Em              C7       Em  B7
 Welcome to the House of Fun
F#m             D7
 Welcome to the lion's den
F#m           C#7
 Temptation's on his way
Em              C7    B7
 Welcome to the House of
D  Am  D  Am
Verse 3:
 
            D
N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss
        Am
You mis-understood
    D
Six-teen big boy
             Am
Full pint in my manhood
    F7
I'm up to date
And the date's today
   E7
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way
Chorus 2: 
Em              C7       Em
 Welcome to the House of Fun
         B7
Now I've come of age
Em              C7       Em  B7
 Welcome to the House of Fun
F#m             D7
 Welcome to the lion's den
F#m           C#7
 Temptation's on his way
Em              C7    B7
 Welcome to the House of fun
D  Am  D  Am  B  Bb
Middle 8:
A
 I'm sorry son
    Ebm7   
But we don't stock
A
 Party gimmicks
F#m
 In this shop
Bm
 Try the House of Fun
     G
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist's
      A    A7
Not a joke shop!
Verse 4:
D 
 Party hats
       Am
Simple enough clear
       D
Compre-hende savvy understand
Am
 Do you hear?
          D
A pack of party hats
         Am
With the coloured tips
D
 Too late!
       Am
Gorgon heard gossip
     F7
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
     E7
Many happy returns from the day
Chorus 3:
Em              C7       Em
 Welcome to the House of Fun
         B7
Now I've come of age
Em              C7       Em  B7
 Welcome to the House of Fun
F#m             D7
 Welcome to the lion's den
F#m           C#7
 Temptation's on his way
Em              C7    B7
 Welcome to the House of fun
(Repeat to Fade)
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