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There was a love affair in this building
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The kind of love affair
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That every respectable building must keep as a legend
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Slowly festering through an innocent "by the way"
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Or "have you heard"
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He was perfect except for the fact that he was an engineer
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And mothers prefer doctors
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And laaaw-awyers
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Yet despite this imperfection
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He was clean-looking and respectable-looking
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And you'll never find a mother
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Who doesn't appreciate a natural man
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So he grew healthy aloe vera plants by the window
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Healthy teeth in his mouth
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Healthy hair on his head
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He grew healthy wavy brown hair on his head
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The kind, the kind that babies always go for
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With sticky little fingers
