Intro:
E5 (two measures)
A5 (one measure)
B5-A5 (one measure)
E5 (one measure)
Verse:
E5
I ain't go no outfits to pick and choose
So I really ain't got that much to lose
A5
Picture's getting fuzzy and it's stuck on channel 3
E5
And the whole thing looks pretty silly to me
B5 A5
50,000 more and I'm out of the red
E5-B5
(Verse)
Heavy Metal thrash band, it's all a bunch of shit
People trying to name me while I'm trying to do my bit
I ain't got the patience or the time to waste
Call me a rock star you can spit in my face
Gonna take a horse to drag me outta my bed
(verse)
I'd rather hang with drunks than hang out with myself
Well, the booze is over there take a glass off the shelf
If you ain't had enough by tomorrow at noon
we're gonna place a call to the Boneyard Crew
Went to sleep at home and woke up in a shed
N.C.
Oh son of a bitch!
(solo over verse sequence)